I hate my city. Jobs are so hard to come by. I’ve applied to over 50 places since January and I still don’t have a job because everyone they hire is over the age of 30. Stupid unemployment rates has adults taking part time jobs from kids. How do you expect me to pay for school because the government won’t give me a loan and I can’t find a job
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
hogwarts will always be there to make you sad as fuck because it’s not real so you’ll never get one of those fucking letters or fly on a broom and cast spells and shit yet you still want to go there but you never will and this is some bullshit
"The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me… slightly."