♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
∞: I am other who has a crush on you
✂: Just delete your tumblr already
✌: You’re awesome
♡: I love your blog
❁: You’re beautiful
✓: I hate you
☹: You’re ugly
☀: I want to fuck you
♬: I wish we were close
♧: I wish we were friends in real life
☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮: You inspire me
☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
✖: I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears
 #sure
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
 #me

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

dreamalongwithrene:

lightsofyoureyes:

diariesofaglaswegianoddity:

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.

Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician.

YES THIS ALL OF THIS

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

 #me

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

Ugh i can’t sleep

Going to sleep now

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

 #awwwww

niggayougay:

MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

 #ha
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