Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
It’s a good life.
happy 20th birthday megatron!!!
last seen movie → The Fault In Our Stars 
“She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: you know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.”
Chelsea!! You’ve been missed. Things are good. Are you done with all the weddings?
my brothers wedding is over and hes moved out now but now my sister is moving out in a few weeks and getting married next august!! the weddings are never ending